Vol 1., Issue 17 (Enjoying your Barth-Burger?)
HWWWU: FORTUNE COOKIE TUESDAY!
So my fortune at Great Wall today was lame, as was that of my colleague. But the big grumpy redneck dude in the corner got a good one! His said, “Say hello to people and good things will happen.” His immediate reply, “Pssh, I don’t think so.” I thought people were polite down here in the dirty South?
Mad props to Dusty D. for the f.c. template…
HWWWU (Here's What's Wrong With Us) 
Perhaps old grumpy redneck dude has a crabby ol’ lady back at home and was employing the “in bed” scenario?