Vol. 1, Issue 16 (Do Not Eat Contents of Package)
HWWWU: A no brainer today (and every day since Tulsa elected him mayor in 1978)… this guy!
Jim "That's Right, I'm A Fucking Scientist" Inhofe
NEWS FLASH! LEAD ISN’T POISONOUS PROCLAIMS CONGRESSIONAL CHIEF SYSTEMIC BIOLOGIST JIM INHOFE.
Go ahead kids, feel free to start munching on those old paint chips down in your basement. Uncle Mountian Jimmy says it’s OK!
HWWWU (Here's What's Wrong With Us) 
In the days of yore the aristocracy drank wine from elegant leaded crystal glassware. Many of them were subject to bouts of mental illness and permanent brain damage caused by lead poisoning. Looks history is repeating.
I hate Inhofe with the fiery passion of a thousand suns, but as I thoroughly enjoy releasing tons of lead into the outdoors via firearms, I gotta admit I’m glad they didn’t ban lead bullets. U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
I also like run-on sentences.
If it were to pass, what would cops and vigilantes say while pointing their firearms at minorities…
“EAT LEAD-FREE, GREEN, RECYCLABLE AMMO… SUCKA!!”
btw, forward to 6:45 for the relevance… Otherwise, sit back and enjoy.